Stepping into the Present, Shitting in the Now

It feels so good to have gotten 2008 off my chest (See ‘The Downward Spiral of 2008 Parts I-IV). I feel like I am finally stepping into the Present Now. I’ve been too long feeling behind the 8-ball, always catching up, always feeling late. It feels good to write a blog that’s about the present moment. For example, it’s Day 26 and over the last 12 hours I had what are clearly massive releases of mucous, from my colon, and from my head.

Last night, I started to get that detox headache to which there’s only one good response. Eliminate! So I to a few extra iZO LAX (our gentler herbal laxative) and I shat out more stuff than I’ve ever seen come out of me. Where the hell did that come from? It was in the black snake coil formation of the dreaded mucoid plaque layer of the large intestines. It smelt wickedly foul, and I felt real emotional discomfort as I was evacuating. But my headache was instantly gone and I felt like I hit the eject button on a pile of painful emotions.

The funny thing is that I didn’t do anything yesterday special beyond what I’ve been doing all month long. I imagine detox cleanzing to be similar to glacial melt, where continued application of innard-scrubbing juices, teas and superfoods like the sun and wind upon a glacier, will eventually erode away and melt these huge masses of toxins, like big pieces of ice berg falling off the shelf into the ocean. I’m no expert on the body and nutrition, but I understand that there is generally not this single mass of toxins hanging out together in the body, but rather that they are spread out in the body. But they do seem to behave collectively, as in you’ll have these quantum shift dumps of toxins all at once, such as I did last night and then again this morning when I blew a river of mucous out of my right nostril. I’m not sick at all and yet this release came out of nowhere, 5 strong full blows packed with clear, viscous mucous. My body is simply letting go of crap. Better out than in!